I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.

Frank [to lady in body cast]

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Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!

Frank

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Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?

Veronica

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That's the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.

Doctor

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Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.

Lip

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Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.

Veronica

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Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

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Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.

Karen

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Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.

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That is a paper mache pile of shit.

Teacher

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Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.

Ian

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Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank

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