I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.

Fiona

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Fiona: Debbie stole a baby; we have to figure out how to return it.
Lip: Why?
Fiona: It's Debbie.

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Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.

Sheila

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Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!

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That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!

Sheila's husband

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Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve

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