Shameless Season 1 Episode 4: "Casey Casden" Quotes
I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.Fiona
Fiona: Debbie stole a baby; we have to figure out how to return it.
Fiona: It's Debbie.
Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.Sheila
Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!
That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!Sheila's husband
Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.Steve