Shameless Season 11 Episode 2: "Go Home, Gentrifier!" Quotes
Hey, back up. What do I look like, an information lady? Hell, no. I'm a law enforcement officer, emphasis on the enforcement. You need to know what happened last week on Shameless? You better go find someone who actually gives a shit.Carl
Watch out, crackheads. I'll come back for you later.Carl
Making a mental note of your face, shit bag.Carl
Watch it, ladies. Might haul your asses down to the station. That's right, you're looking at the new po-po. First day on the job.Carl
Lip: Hey, look who it is, the Birthday girl.
Lip: Oh, no, no. It's not like Christmas, Frannie. You're going to get your presents tonight at your party.
Liam: Don't touch.
Liam: I'm going to sell them for cheap to the lunch day kids.
Lip: What's a lunch day kid?
Liam: Kids who run out of money on their food account. Can't eat the hot lunch today until they pay up.
Lip: Is that even legal?
Liam: Yeah, but the lunch lady serves them gross shit, like stale bread, government cheese, chunky pudding.
Lip: So, you're capitalizing on them by selling them your peanut butter sandwiches?
Liam: It's the American way. See ya.