Sometimes it's not worth holding out. Life's too short, why not just give in?

Jody

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• Added: March 18, 2012

You asked if I've managed before, yeah a house full of kids. Taught me how to smack with one hand while giving a pat on the back with the other.

Fiona

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Nancy Grace, there's got to be a missing white girl somewhere!

Sheila

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• Added: March 18, 2012

The best part of making a baby is that you get to have sex while doing it.

Kevin

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Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?

Frank

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• Added: March 18, 2012

I've had so many abortions the next one is free.

Veronica

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• Added: March 18, 2012

I'd trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep.

Carl

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• Added: March 18, 2012