You're really nice when you need something. I want you to grovel.

Mel

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• Added: December 03, 2017

Principal: Mr. Gallagher, a word. Liam failed his exam today. He only got two out of ten questions correct.
Liam: I didn't understand the questions.
Frank: What kind of questions are we talking?
Principal: Basic word association.

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• Added: December 03, 2017

Sit on my face, and call me Bernard. Who's Bernard?

Kev

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• Added: December 03, 2017