Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 3 Episode 8: "When There's a Will" Quotes
I realize you've had sketchy parental role models okay, but as your newly appointed guardian can we agree that offing people is not cool, can we get on the same page with that?
Fiona [to Carl]
You know, being guardian doesn't make you super mom.
Lip
That turned me off, periscope down.
Kev
I'm sorry but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
Jimmy
Is Lip getting serious about Mandy Skank-o-vich?
V
I want normal people problems.
Fiona
In her day your great aunt was a legendary pole smoker.
Frank
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