Sierra: I'll see you tomorrow.
Lip: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.

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Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?

Kevin

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Principal: Are you not going to do the GED?
Debbie: What job can I get without it?
Principal: Sex worker.

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Lip [To Ian]: Hey, you, uh, get rid of the dude with the lady parts?
Trevor: Wow, Trevor.

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Lucas: I like my room.
Sierra: Yeah, me too.

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Debbie: Are there guns in the house?
Lucas: I have a water gun.
Debbie: I mean a real gun, Lucas.

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