Shameless
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Christ, you're pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.
Grammy [to Frank]
Tony: I don't take bribes.
Steve: Dude you're living in one.
Frank, I can't let you be in charge of the insurance money. Hunnie, you're an alcoholic.
Sheila
The only time I go to church is when I wanna get molested.
Grammy
Where can I get knives and blunts?
Debbie
Went to Karen's, tried to step up, she told me to f*ck off. She'd rather play house with Keanu.
Lip
The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.
Frank [to Lip]
Frank: That's the Gallagher sperm: ambitious, relentless, everything we're not once we're born.
Put the top back, no more playing dress up. Hymen stays in tact.
Fiona [to Debbie]
Sheils, even Osama had to come out of his cave every once in awhile.
Frank
If she charges by the load then so can we.
Fiona
I'm afraid it's not just about being easy and convenient Deb. It's chemical, pheromones, personal scent...you can't fake it.
Lip
