Stay away from Butterface if you know what's good for you!

Frank [to Kermit]

Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.

Kevin

Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.

Dead people poop themselves.

Debbie

Frank: Where's the money?
Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.

It doesn't make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.

Jasmine

I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dogfood this winter.

Fiona

I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my heart transplant.

Dottie

Desperate whore wife just got here with sugar grampy.

Veronica

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

I can't share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! I'm going to be a woman soon.

Debbie

Sheila: Do you know what this is?
Frank: An eggplant?
Sheila: Liberation!

Shameless Quotes

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank