Shameless
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Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you fucked my brother. What's next? You're gonna take up with a black lady man? Oh I forgot that already happened.
Frank [to Monica]
I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years, it's like swallowing glass everyday.
Monica
Whores don't get cars!!
Eddie
I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.
Karen
Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash? Maybe your luck has changed Frank.
Kevin
You wish you had a dick as big as mine!
Bob [to Frank]
Bob: Do we have a problem, PHILIP?
Lip: I don't know, BOB, let's see. You're camped out at my house, you're fucking my mother, and you're talking about stealing my baby brother. Why would we have a problem?
Are you gonna put those in my ass? Because I'm not even gonna feel that.
Kevin
If memory serves, she was a Summa Cum Laude cunt.
Lawyer
Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you're hung like a bear!
Kev
Well you know how Dad's a total fucking asshole? It turns out he's the good one.
Lip
If you will do this for me, I will dress up anyway you want, no safety word.
Frank
