Frank: That's the way we're going to play this thing?
Mickey: All's fair in love and hobo wars.

Welcome to the South Side, bitch.

Fiona

Fiona: I've had a rough few months, but I've turned a corner.
Margo: People who say they've turned a corner, they haven't turned a corner.

Fiona: Jesus!
Debbie: That water you're using? We're paying for that.

V: Triplets?
Ingrid: Sextuplets.

Fiona: You egotistical fuck. I haven't thought about you in weeks.
Debbie: We thought about you though.

Ford: I come in peace.
Fiona: Oh, fuck, no.

Social Worker: This is Santiago. Doesn't speak a word of English.
V: Great.
Kev: No problemo.

Tammy: What is this?
Lip: We share our underwear.
Tammy: You guys should each have your own underwear.

Frank, would you fertilize my eggs?

Ingrid

I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. So has Lip. She just hasn't been paying them.

Debbie

Turn this into more drinks.

Fiona

Shameless Quotes

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank