Shameless Season 2 Quotes
You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear?Fiona [to Steve]
Veronica: He's sending a signal.
Fiona: Like what?
Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face?
Christ, you're pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.Grammy [to Frank]
Tony: I don't take bribes.
Steve: Dude you're living in one.
Frank, I can't let you be in charge of the insurance money. Hunnie, you're an alcoholic.Sheila
The only time I go to church is when I wanna get molested.Grammy
Where can I get knives and blunts?Debbie
Went to Karen's, tried to step up, she told me to f*ck off. She'd rather play house with Keanu.Lip
The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.Frank [to Lip]
Frank: That's the Gallagher sperm: ambitious, relentless, everything we're not once we're born.
Put the top back, no more playing dress up. Hymen stays in tact.Fiona [to Debbie]
Sheils, even Osama had to come out of his cave every once in awhile.Frank