If she charges by the load then so can we.

Fiona

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• Added: February 05, 2012

I'm afraid it's not just about being easy and convenient Deb. It's chemical, pheromones, personal scent...you can't fake it.

Lip

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• Added: February 05, 2012

The minute you kids start following Frank's example is the minute I put a gun in my mouth.

Fiona

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• Added: February 05, 2012

Have fun in the Viagra triangle!

Veronica

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• Added: January 29, 2012

Don't you wish the sex was worth the punishment.

Veronica [to Fiona]

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• Added: January 29, 2012

You can't control what goes on in the world, you can just choose to be a part of it everyday.

Sheila

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• Added: January 29, 2012

Where I come from it's an honor to share your man.

Ethel

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• Added: January 29, 2012

Nobody trades the MVP.

Lip

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• Added: January 29, 2012

Carl: Ew what do you want with those nasty old over the shoulder boulder holders?
Carl's friend: I practice opening em, never know what kinda clasps you'll encounter in the dark.

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• Added: January 29, 2012

A grain of sand is all it takes?

Lip

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• Added: January 29, 2012

Holy sh*t I'm you!

Fiona [to Frank]

• Permalink: Holy sh*t I'm you!
• Added: January 29, 2012

I'm gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!

Lucy Jo [to Fiona]

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• Added: January 29, 2012