Yeah, take your surprise ice cream cake out of the freezer, let it start defrosting.


Fiona: He said if you don't stop drinking you're going to die, as in dead. You know, like no longer living? And soon.
Frank: When did you start to care?
Fiona: I'm not sure that I do. I've dreamt about your death; put money in a collection box and prayed for it; blew out my birthday candles, wished for; it if actually ever happened I'm not sure if I'd feel relief or guilt.

Fiona: Be the fabulous narcissist you are and do it for yourself.
Frank: What if I don't want to change?

Mickey: Don't.
Ian: Don't what?
Mickey: Just
Mandy: Hey, I got the nitrous. Meet you outside?
Mickey: The fuck do you want?
Mandy: Really, That's all you're going to say to him? You're a fucking pussy.

You look like a baby rabbit when you sleep.

Fiona [to Jimmy]

Your turf? What is this West Side Story?


You're getting careless. Don't.

Beto [to Jimmy]

It's about crazy, I think you were married to it once.


Whatever you do, do not let her bone you. That oxytocin stuff, it's like an adhesive.


I got sucked into your world. I bent to your rules. I just assumed that we'd eventually decide how to move together like normal couples do. But there never was a "we." What have I been doing? Cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry and living together in a goddamn slum.


People fuck up. That's life. Family is supposed to be forever. They're supposed to take care of you regardless what you do. That's the whole point, otherwise why bother?


Please don't be the guy that lies! Please don't be that guy.


Shameless Season 3 Quotes

Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.


Debbie: 137 days.
Fiona: When I was 9 he was gone for a year. He always comes back.