Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 4 Quotes
Wanna torture your parents? Bring them to my house for dinner tonight. Here's the address. We're having leftover lasagna I stole from the cafeteria. Don't ever say I'm not a man of my word again.
Lip
I don't have an interest in being a mistress anymore.
Ian
You have to wake up, you've got some husbandly duties to attend.
Sheila [to Frank]
Carl: Frank survived his liver transplanti n case you were wondering.
Ian: Nope, wasn't.
I just wanna say that I love you and that I forgive you for everything...unless you live, then I'm still pissed off.
Debbie [to Frank]
Fiona: I don't wanna be another Frank or Monica. I'm not fishing for a pep talk, I just...I don't know who I am anymore, because clearly I'm not the big sister who's taking care of anyone.
Lip: Maybe that's good?
Fiona: How?
Lip: There's more to you than that.
Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun?
Mickey [to Kev]
Debbie: That's not like Fiona.
Lip: What has she done this month that's like Fiona?
What if she's pulling a Frank?
Lip [about Fiona]
All I do is look for my family. I'm getting all of you ankle monitors.
Debbie
Debbie: Why do guys care so much about sex?
Carl: Because it feels awesome.
Debbie: How would you know?
Carl: If my hand's anything like the real thing, it's off the chain.
I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.
Lip
