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You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm Russian.
Svetlana

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Added: April 03, 2016

It's a brave new world, Fiona.
Kevin

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Added: April 03, 2016

Debbie: I don't even think I'm coming.
Fiona: To my wedding?

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Added: April 03, 2016

Are you wearing cologne?
Fiona

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Added: April 03, 2016

They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.
Debbie

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Added: March 27, 2016

You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.
Frank

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Added: March 27, 2016

Debbie: I want to learn.
Teacher: Okay, here's a lesson: use condoms.

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Added: March 27, 2016

Can you fucking believe that shit?
Kevin

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Added: March 27, 2016

Lip: It'd be funny if he actually showed up.
Fiona: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?

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Added: March 27, 2016

It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.
Fiona

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Added: March 27, 2016