Lip: Any ideas?
Fiona: We can't like drug him and dump him under a bridge.
Carl: Why not?

Take care of them for me, will ya?

Fiona

Fiona: I feel like I got a second chance.
V: So, what now?

Time to leave this little rat crap behind you and get on with being an adult.

Lawyer

Brad: How are you doing, Tammi?
Tammi: None of your fucking business, Brad.

Fiona: Hi, my name's Fiona, and I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic.
Everyone: Hi Fiona.

Lip: You're strong.
Fiona: Are you sure?

Brad: Your sister coming again this morning.
Lip: Said she was, yeah. Tammi's dad showed up at my house this morning.
Brad: Bob?
Lip: Yeah.
Brad: Shit, what did he want?
Lip: Wants to know my plan.

Fiona: I don't really know what I'm supposed to do now.
Lip: The only thing you can do, you get back up, you start over.
Fiona: It's that easy, huh?
Lip: No.

Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.

Waitress

Frank: If you need a little walking around money, you should hang with me today.
Fiona: Why would I do that?
Frank: Where there's panic, there's money to be made.

Don't be mad. It's nobody's fault.

Xan

Shameless Season 9 Quotes

Neighbor: Shut the hell up.
Fiona: You shut the hell up. I’m a fucking mermaid.

Man: Hey, Frank, this is for screwing my whore wife.
[Man kicks Frank.]
Wife: Call me!