Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.

Waitress

Debbie: What's that?
Lip: It's Fiona's shit.

There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.

Debbie

That bitch stole my oxy.

Woman

Vasectomies. I googled it! It's an incision into my ball bag.

Kev

Frank: I am the hobo loco mofo.
Mickey: Okay.

Welcome to the South Side, bitch.

Fiona

Frank: That's the way we're going to play this thing?
Mickey: All's fair in love and hobo wars.

They're looking for someone with no purpose in life. I've finally found my calling.

Frank

Waitress: Yo, wakey wakey.
Fiona: Get the fuck away from me.

Fiona: I've had a rough few months, but I've turned a corner.
Margo: People who say they've turned a corner, they haven't turned a corner.

Fiona: Jesus!
Debbie: That water you're using? We're paying for that.

Shameless Season 9 Quotes

Neighbor: Shut the hell up.
Fiona: You shut the hell up. I’m a fucking mermaid.

Man: Hey, Frank, this is for screwing my whore wife.
[Man kicks Frank.]
Wife: Call me!