Shameless Season 9 Quotes
Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.Waitress
Debbie: What's that?
Lip: It's Fiona's shit.
There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.Debbie
That bitch stole my oxy.Woman
Vasectomies. I googled it! It's an incision into my ball bag.Kev
Frank: I am the hobo loco mofo.
Welcome to the South Side, bitch.Fiona
Frank: That's the way we're going to play this thing?
Mickey: All's fair in love and hobo wars.
They're looking for someone with no purpose in life. I've finally found my calling.Frank
Waitress: Yo, wakey wakey.
Fiona: Get the fuck away from me.
Fiona: I've had a rough few months, but I've turned a corner.
Margo: People who say they've turned a corner, they haven't turned a corner.
Debbie: That water you're using? We're paying for that.