Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.

Waitress

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• Added: February 24, 2019

Carl: Oh.
Tammi: What do you mean oh? Shut up.

• Permalink: What do you mean oh? Shut up.
• Added: February 24, 2019

There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.

Debbie

• Permalink: There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.
• Added: February 17, 2019

That bitch stole my oxy.

Woman

• Permalink: That bitch stole my oxy.
• Added: February 17, 2019

Vasectomies. I googled it! It's an incision into my ball bag.

Kev

• Permalink: Vasectomies. I googled it! It's an incision into my ball bag.
• Added: February 17, 2019

Frank: I am the hobo loco mofo.
Mickey: Okay.

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• Added: February 17, 2019

Welcome to the South Side, bitch.

Fiona

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• Added: February 10, 2019

Frank: That's the way we're going to play this thing?
Mickey: All's fair in love and hobo wars.

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• Added: February 10, 2019

They're looking for someone with no purpose in life. I've finally found my calling.

Frank

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• Added: February 10, 2019

Waitress: Yo, wakey wakey.
Fiona: Get the fuck away from me.

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• Added: February 10, 2019

Fiona: I've had a rough few months, but I've turned a corner.
Margo: People who say they've turned a corner, they haven't turned a corner.

• Permalink: People who say they've turned a corner, they haven't turned a corner.
• Added: February 10, 2019

Fiona: Jesus!
Debbie: That water you're using? We're paying for that.

• Permalink: That water you're using? We're paying for that.
• Added: January 27, 2019