Ford: I come in peace.
Fiona: Oh, fuck, no.

• Permalink: Oh, fuck, no.
• Added: January 27, 2019

Fiona: You egotistical fuck. I haven't thought about you in weeks.
Debbie: We thought about you though.

• Permalink: We thought about you though.
• Added: January 27, 2019

Fiona: Jesus!
Debbie: That water you're using? We're paying for that.

• Permalink: That water you're using? We're paying for that.
• Added: January 27, 2019

Social Worker: This is Santiago. Doesn't speak a word of English.
V: Great.
Kev: No problemo.

• Permalink: No problemo.
• Added: January 20, 2019

Frank, would you fertilize my eggs?

Ingrid

• Permalink: Frank, would you fertilize my eggs?
• Added: January 20, 2019

Tammy: What is this?
Lip: We share our underwear.
Tammy: You guys should each have your own underwear.

• Permalink: You guys should each have your own underwear.
• Added: January 20, 2019

I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. So has Lip. She just hasn't been paying them.

Debbie

• Permalink: I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. So has Lip. She just hasn't been paying them.
• Added: January 20, 2019

Turn this into more drinks.

Fiona

• Permalink: Turn this into more drinks.
• Added: January 20, 2019

Fiona: Adult shit, okay.
Debbie: Fuck that, I’m not a kid. I have a kid.

• Permalink: Fuck that, I’m not a kid. I have a kid.
• Added: October 21, 2018

Neighbor: Shut the hell up.
Fiona: You shut the hell up. I’m a fucking mermaid.

• Permalink: You shut the hell up. I’m a fucking mermaid.
• Added: October 21, 2018

No, hell no, over my god damn dead body. You think I’m getting pregnant again?

V

• Permalink: No, hell no, over my god damn dead body. You think I’m getting pregnant again?
• Added: October 21, 2018

Fiona: I don’t have the 25k.
Max: You don’t have 25k? Who doesn’t have 25k?
Fiona: Me.

• Permalink: Who doesn’t have 25k?
• Added: October 21, 2018