Shameless Season 9 Quotes
Ford: I come in peace.
Fiona: Oh, fuck, no.
Fiona: You egotistical fuck. I haven't thought about you in weeks.
Debbie: We thought about you though.
Debbie: That water you're using? We're paying for that.
Social Worker: This is Santiago. Doesn't speak a word of English.
Kev: No problemo.
Frank, would you fertilize my eggs?Ingrid
Tammy: What is this?
Lip: We share our underwear.
Tammy: You guys should each have your own underwear.
I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. So has Lip. She just hasn't been paying them.Debbie
Turn this into more drinks.Fiona
Fiona: Adult shit, okay.
Debbie: Fuck that, I’m not a kid. I have a kid.
Neighbor: Shut the hell up.
Fiona: You shut the hell up. I’m a fucking mermaid.
No, hell no, over my god damn dead body. You think I’m getting pregnant again?V
Fiona: I don’t have the 25k.
Max: You don’t have 25k? Who doesn’t have 25k?