Significant Mother Season 1 Episode 8: "Home Is Where the Lamp Is" Quotes
Lydia: Like listen to me when I talked, or go to any of Nate's little league games, or the fact that this was the Christmas that you told Nate that Santa was an anti-Semite and proceeded to re-enact the Holocaust.
Harrison: Okay, I'll admit my Holocostume was a mistake.
Dad, take that off. You look like an albino Tom Selleck.Nate
Don't be nice to me while you're doing something stupid.Nate
Lydia: I'm not having a midlife crisis.
Parker: Somebody should tell your shorts that.
Mom, a condo is where old people go to die.Nate
Lydia: He's snaking my disposal.
Nate: Oh, is that what the kids are calling it now.