Significant Mother Quotes
Lydia: I'm not having a midlife crisis.
Parker: Somebody should tell your shorts that.
Mom, a condo is where old people go to die.
Nate
Lydia: He's snaking my disposal.
Nate: Oh, is that what the kids are calling it now.
Timmy: I was born ready.
Jimmy: I was born a baby.
Timmy and I have gotten very close. I've taken a liking to him because he makes my son a lot of money and he doesn't have any sex with my wife.
Harrison
Jimmy: I've challenged Timmy to a duel.
Lydia: Like a sword fight?
Jimmy: Oh, no. We're going to have our pants on.
Pollen's my kryptonite.
Nate
How could you hire a new Jimmy named Timmy? What's next, a new Sam named Pam, a new chef named Jeff?
Harrison
I don't bowl because I can't wear shoes that have had too many feet in them.
Nate
Jimmy: We did this so Nate would meet someone different. She's different.
Lydia: There is different and then there's porn!
Annie: Pick a flavor.
Nate: Am I going to taste it?
Nate: Are you sure you want me to go out with a girl who lists sex as an interest?
Lydia: At least she didn't list it as an occupation.
