Significant Mother Quotes
There's a part of me that's excited about a baby and the other part of me is really worried about a geriatric pregnancy. I mean, do I really want to enroll my vagina in AARP?
Lydia
Your maybe baby with my mother was not my secret to tell.
Nate
She can't be pregnant, I did the hokey pokey. I put my whole self in, I pulled my whole self out.
Jimmy
I've decided to write a country song. Wonder, can I use your life? It's totally Tennessee tragic.
Sam
Friends don't keep friends in the dark. Light the candle of truth.
Jimmy
I would never miss Wash and Dry Wednesday with you. That's our thing?
Lydia
I need to knock your mom's socks off to make up for the fact that I've already knocked your mom's socks off.
Jimmy
The only thing better than a sure thing, is the real thing.
Jimmy
If I would have known this guy was your son, I would have asked you to sign a permission slip.
Pepper
I wouldn't over think the outfit. I mean, there's no dress code at Chuck E Cheese.
Harrison
Mr. Tickle Fingers gets a little frisky when we watch Downton Abbey.
Lydia
