I miss being a drunk. There was a lot less accountability.

Sam

No one told me this was like the high school cafeteria again, only this time I’m way less cute.

Sam

I love that you’re here. I hate that you have to be here for yourself.

Carol

Brit, are you serious? Do you think I would be doing this if I had $5,000?

Sam

Part of your recovery is to act like an adult in the world and figure out a solution.

Olivia

Sam: We could skip the relapse and go straight to sex.
James: That sounds great, but you’re kind of untouchable until you’re a year and a day sober.

It’s your first sober paycheck. You should be proud.

Mindy

Single Drunk Female Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

No one told me this was like the high school cafeteria again, only this time I’m way less cute.

Sam

I miss being a drunk. There was a lot less accountability.

Sam