Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Season 1 Quotes
There’s no such thing as one drink with us. You know that.
Sam
There are hundreds of people downstairs waiting to take photos of you, and you look beautiful.
Kate
Brit: We don’t really work like this.
Sam: Like what?
Brit: You're helping me, it’s not our thing.
Sam: When did this become about me?
Brit: Oh Sam, it’s always been about you. Can you go?
I didn’t realize this was a runaway bride situation.
Sam
Congratulations! Go revel in your freedom.
Gail
Sam: Dad? I can’t see your face anymore.
Sam’s dad: Maybe I don’t want you to when you’re drinking.
Sam: Oh shit! I’m drinking. I really want to see you.
Brit: Is Joel who you thought I’d end up with?
Sam: No for a variety of reasons. But, I’m really happy you guys are doing this.
Brit: Can you help me or not?
Felicia: Why would I help you?
Brit: I don’t know. I thought you might know somebody. I remember that party in high school you had weed.
Sam: Olivia, you’re going to have another baby? Obviously, I count myself as your first.
Olivia: I’m way too young to be your mother. Don’t ever say that again.
Olivia: It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just list all of the ways you’ve done her harm and synthesize it in a bite-size piece that she can swallow.
Sam: Right. I’ll just fit 13 years of being a total asshole into 30 minutes.
You knew me better than anybody. You definitely knew I was an alcoholic before I did. I’m sorry for a lot of stuff. I miss you a lot.
Sam
