I think I know why Luthor didn't file that robbery report. Check this out. Ten to one, the poster-boy for Rogaine doesn't want anyone to know that he's tapped into his daddy's computer system.

Tattoo Freak

Oh no, not the Kent 1,000-yard stare.

Pete

Clark: How're you feeling?
Chloe: Like a million bucks... that was thrown in the washing machine and set on "spin".

Well, I am perturbed with you, Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago fire of 1871, or prevent the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.

Chloe

Chloe: You know, all this resting is driving me insane. These so-called "health-care professionals" just want me to stay in bed and eat jello.
Clark: Those fascists.

(to Chloe) I look forward to resuming our verbal judo.

Lex

Just remember boys - you keep my secret, and I'll keep yours. [pause] And If you don't, you'll find out you're not the only ones who can reach through walls.

Lex

Clark: Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house.
Chloe: It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping.

Chloe: Ah, the sweet smell of freedom.
Clark: Chloe, you were in the hospital, not Alcatraz.

Martha: Hi, Clark. What are you doing?
Clark: (smashes some logs) Trying to make myself useful.
Jonathan: Hey ,son, we need firewood, not toothpicks.

Clark: The question is, how'd they get inside?
Pete: I don't know. Now stop channeling Chloe and come on.

You're a teenager, Lana. Mercurial doesn't do you justice.

Lex

Smallville Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Oh no, not the Kent 1,000-yard stare.

Pete

I think I know why Luthor didn't file that robbery report. Check this out. Ten to one, the poster-boy for Rogaine doesn't want anyone to know that he's tapped into his daddy's computer system.

Tattoo Freak