Smallville Season 1 Quotes
Clark: I didn't know you were such a history buff.
Lex: I'm not. I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.
Phelan: Let's settle this like rational adults.
Jonathan: I don't think a rational adult drops a generator on a teenage boy!
Chloe: It figures you'd side with her.
Clark: I'm not taking anyone's side.
Chloe: Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana!
Victoria: He understands you may have certain negative feelings towards your father.
Lex: Sir Harry has always had an incredible grasp of the obvious.
I plan on being great all by myself.
Lex
Lana: Clark, what happened to you last night?
Clark: I wasn't feeling well. Guess I'm not much of a city guy.
Chloe: You can take the boy off the farm but you can't take the farm out of the boy.
Mr. Sullivan: Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.
Chloe: Okay, somebody kill me now.
Clark: He even tried to teach me how to play guitar; said it was a good way to impress women.
Chloe: Oh yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a six-string.
Lex: I hear you're taking a tour of my plant tomorrow.
Chloe: (unenthusiastically) It's a class field trip.
Lex: What'd you do wrong?
Clark: It's that bad?
Lana: If I had a hundred people trashing my house, I'd be a little freaked out.
Clark: After the first few dishes, you kinda get used to it.
Pete: What are you going to do now that you're officially home alone?
Clark: I was thinking of having a few people over.
Chloe: Do my ears deceive me, or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?
Clark: A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe... Lana.
This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange.
Chloe
