Don't worry, Chloe's the queen of obscure and irrelevant references.

Clark

You can stay as long as you want. Maybe some of you'll rub off on Clark.

Jonathan

The day Julian was born was the only time I felt like I was part of a real family.

Lex

Clark: Warrior Angel, why him?
Ryan: Because he protects people who can't protect themselves. I like being around you Clark. It's...peaceful.

Ryan: (after being kissed by Lana) I don't know, but I'm definitely in love.
Clark: Join the club.

Clark: I didn't know you liked comic books.
Lex: Are you kidding? A strange visitor from another planet who protects the weak? When I was young he was my idol, not to mention that fact he's bald. I have the whole collection.

Ryan: Maybe she (Chloe) has a romantic side you don't know about?
Clark: And maybe my mom hit you harder than we thought.

Wow. Drinking beer, mouthing off, and counter macking with your mom. Congratulations, Clark, your dad has regressed to being a teenager.

Pete

I know you want me, Clark. Stop holding back. Come on, you're not made of steel... or are you?

Lana

Lex: Pete, I'm going to reach in there and get that book. If you want to shoot me... go ahead.
Pete: No problem.

(after catching his parents "counter macking") I did not need to see that!

Clark

Lana: You think too much, Clark.
Clark: Right now I'm thinking this doesn't seem like you.
Lana: Or maybe... (undresses) ...I'm more me than ever.

Smallville Season 1 Quotes

Pete: Statistical fact: If Clark moved any slower he'd be extinct.

Jonathan: I know this has gotta be really hard for you. But you gotta just hang in there like we promised.
Clark: I'm sick of "hanging in there." All I want to do is go through high school without being a total loser.