SMILF
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Larry: Why you say no? Say yes!
Bridgette: Look at him.
Larry: No.
Bridgette: Your hair looks the exact same, mom.
Tutu: No, you don't even know how different it feels, Bridge.
Bridgette: I'm going on a date with my dad!
Eliza: Yay! So gross.
Bridgette: I would like a ball.
Augusto: A ball, uh?
Bridgette: A ball, like Khloe Kardashian, a ball.
Augusto: You mean a bowl?
Bridgette: That's what I said, a bowla.
Augusto: That doesn't seem very you.
Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are?
Assistant: Look surprised.
Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.
Can you hold up your side of the bargain? I'm on your toilet. Get on my toilet.
Bridgette
Bridgette: You said you'd learn to use the toilet today. Do you want to use the toilet?
Larry: No.
Bridgette: Uhhh, I'm a terrible mother. Does that make you feel guilty enough to try?
Larry: No.
Assistant: Head down the hall to bracket one.
Bridgette: Top tier, huh?
Assistant: No, that's just the court number.
Tutu: I'm getting my cavity filled if you follow my meaning!
Bridgette: Oh my god.
I found Edmond on Yelp. He's a dentist!
Tutu
Bridgette: It's the IRS.
Larry: Bye-Bye.
Woman: My friend is doing her dissertation on mushrooms' effect on depression and anxiety.
Bridgette: Magic mushrooms?
