The Cleaner: How's the drain in that slop sink?
Gemma: I think it's fine.
The Cleaner: Good. I'm in the mood for some music...80s.

You're missing a sweet Asian buffet inside...all you can eat.

Jax (to Clay)

Days like this, when I can remember everything I usually forget, these are the worst days.

Nate

Gemma: Stupid bitch.
Tara: You had her tied up in the basement, you can't...
Gemma: I'm not talking about her!

Clay: Who's up for a Canadian adventure?
(Everyone raises their hands)
Clay: You lose, eh?
Jax: You're all very unbalanced individuals.

Tara: Is he okay to drive?
Gemma: It depends on what decade he thinks he's cruising in.

Maureen: Where you taking him?
Ashby: A good, catholic family.
Maureen: He's already got a family.
Ashby: You can't make this about John.
Maureen: You ever think that he got it all wrong Kel? That if JT stayed in Belfast with me, we'd all be better off?

Jax: You're sorry. Do you have kids?
Irish: I don't.
Jax: Then you don't know shit about sorry asshole.

Irish: You thinking about adding a little color to the ranks?
Clay: Yeah, black Irish.

Calavaras Guy: You can't kill me... I'm a patch president.
Clay: I don't recognize your bullshit mc.

Gemma: Where you goin' with the baby oil?
Tig: I'm not gonna lie to you Gemma... I'm a very big man. And a little bit of lube sometimes, it's just the humane thing to do.
Gemma: Well I hope that's the Guatemalan hottie in there... and not my dad.

Cop and the outlaw brokered a deal 25 years ago. You expedite SAMCRO's criminal needs and they protect the town. Everyone knows, nobody cared 'cause it worked. It doesn't work anymore. Murder, kidnap, gang land shootouts. I'm afraid the 21st century has come to Charming.

Hale

Sons of Anarchy Quotes

I promise, everyone is gonna be okay.

Jax

Jax: Chibs, come on. Let's get out of here.
Chibs: You... are not my VP anymore. Nomad.