I guess maybe Tom Cruise likes Sea Man.

Jesus

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Hey look! Tom Cruise has Sea Man on his back!

Stan

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• Added: April 22, 2010

You killed your own father and then fed him to your own half brother.

Scott Tenorman

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Let's hope to Christ this works.

Jesus

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Revenge is a dish best served chili.

Scott Tenorman

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Sea Man: Swallow, come.
Moses: Hehe, no way he just said that.

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• Added: April 22, 2010

We can't attack Streisand's nose, it's just too big.

Joseph Smith

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Cartman [as Mitch Connor]: We got a black president but whitey still doesn't trust me to use his phone.
Dr. Mephisto: Oh, I'm sorry you're right, we do have a black President. Come in.

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• Added: April 22, 2010

On the super best friend power cycles! (Segways)

Jesus

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Watching porn isn't like doing coke you fag.

Jesus (to Buddha)

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry, Eric.
Cartman (as Mitch Connor): Sorry is a four letter word with a y on the end that doesn't mean anything to this kid.

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• Added: April 22, 2010