South Park Season 14 Episode 7: "Crippled Summer" Quotes
Over the past few months, I have watched you go from an ancillary character with a few amusing catch phrased to a dried out spooge rag covered in the jizz of a thousand older men.Kyle
You're not the Towelie you used to be. Where you used to be fluffy and absorbent, now you are crusty and unable to absorb the smallest amount of waster.Butters
Cashier: Wow, you must have one dusty computer.
Towelie: Fuck you, it's not illegal, bitch.
Towelie had a girlfriend he really liked. Then she got pregnant and had a little wash cloth.Butters
Who hired that towel? It can barely walk, let alone dry someone off.Counselor