South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 4 Episode 4: "Quintuplets 2000" Quotes
No way! The bitches from Cirque du Chebleu!
Cartman
Stan: Dude, this isn't working.
Kyle: It's Kenny's singing!
Cartman: Yeah, Kenny, you have to sing better!
Kenny: (I'm singing as good as I can!)
Stan: Well, it's not good enough, Kenny! You have to get better! Try it again!
Grandpa: Aha, I knew it. They turned you into poofders.
Kyle: Those contorting Romanian chicks rule.
Cartman: Yeah, especially that second one from the left. She was fine!
Kyle: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?! They're identical!
Cartman: Not that second one from the left, she had it goin' on!
Stan: Damn, dude, do you see how much money this place is raking in?
Cartman: Yeah. I could prance around in tights and sing opera too, for that kind of cash.
Kyle: Do you guys all think alike?
Quintuplets: (At the same time) No. Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
Kyle: Dude how long does this thing last?
Stan: Two hours.
(the boys groan)
Oh God that was so funny. Aw man, somebody stop my guts from bursting out of my sides!
Cartman
Close your eyes and cover your ears Billy! Remember you're a man!
Grandpa Marsh
Grandpa: Why the hell do you wanna take these boys to see that fufu French theater crap? You're gonna turn them into poofders!
Sharon: Dad, Stanley needs to see the arts!
Grandpa Marsh: Well he doesn't need to see a bunch of frogs prance around in tights and makeup wrapping their peckers around each other's faces!
Randy: Looks like she had a heart attack in the middle of the night.
Grandpa Marsh: Oh, no wonder she didn't say 'Good night'.
Randy: Ew!
Stan: I'm tired Grandpa.
Grandpa: No Billy, you're gonna stay here and watch more McGyver, we gotta get all the Frenchy-poo fag nasties outta ya.
(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!
Janet Reno
