South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 4 Episode 1: "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" Quotes
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News Anchor
Kids have been doing the tooth fairy rack in this town for years. I do it just like my big brother before me, and my oldest brother before that.
Loogie
It's better than your dress. You look like a bad Jennifer Lopez nightmare!
Cartman
Yea! This is so tits!
Cartman
How do you know what the tooth fairy wants me to do? You're not the tooth fairy!
Cartman
Cartman: My mom lied to me just like your parents lied to you and now we're poor like Kenny's family.
(Kenny walks over to comfort Cartman.)
Cartman: Don't touch me Kenny.
(Sick kid talking to parents while Cartman lurks outside his window.)
Sick Kid: Oh mommy, I can't wait to be better!
Cartman: Well kid, you're gonna have to wait just a little longer because that $600 is mine.
Chef: Well look at you cute little crackers with your money and your fancy clothes and your cell phones. It's almost like you wereOh my God! Children, what have I told you about drugs?
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny: There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
Kyle: What about Dan Rather? Do you think he's real?
Cartman: No, man, that's just a TV show.
(telling Butters as the tooth fairy) Do not open your eyes until morning, or I will kick you in the nuuuuutssquare in the nuuuts.
Cartman
Cartman: I love that song, mom. Sing it again.
Liane Cartman: No honey, mommy's got to save her throat. I have to work tonight.
Cartman: You guys, you guys! Oh my god, seriously, you guys!
Stan: What the hell's wrong with Cartman?
Kyle: He's fat and stupid.
