South Park Season 5 Episode 8: "Towelie" Quotes
Stan: Come on, Towelie. The guy said you have the entry code in your memory bank!
Towelie: Hey, it's been a long time...
Cartman: You just have no long-term memory, because you get high all the time!
Towelie: Don't preach to me, fatso!
Cartman: I can preach to you all I want, because you're stupid!
Towelie: YOU'RE stupid!
Cartman: Yeah, well, you're a towel!
Towelie: YOU'RE a towel!
Stan: Ok guys focus; it looks like this is going to be an underwater level.
Towelie: (high; slurred) Don't forget to bring a towel.
(the boys laugh)
Cartman: You're the worst character ever, Towelie.
Towelie: I know.
Oh man, why is everyone riding me today? Goddamnit.
Sharon: Okay, boys, that's it. You have to go now.
Stan: No no, it's okay, Mom. We, we can't go to baseball practice 'cause Kyle has cancer.
Tynacorp Leader: You see kids, the Army hasn't been telling the truth.
Kyle: Dude, we don't care.
Tynacorp Leader: They wanted to turn these towels into human killers.
Kyle: DUDE, WE DON'T CARE! We just want our Okama Gamesphere.
(to Mrs. Marsh) You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy!Cartman
Towelie: Wanna get high?
Stan: No! We don't wanna get high!
That's my last J asshole!
That's it! That's the theme to Funky Town.
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel.
Towelie: When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. That's why Towelie says, don't forget to bring a towel!
Kyle: Thanks Towelie.
Towelie: You wanna get high?
Do you wanna get high?
Oh my god! Our Gamesphere!Kyle