Randy: How many copies of "Meet the Fockers" do we have, Shelly?
Shelly: Six. We still have six!

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• Added: October 25, 2012

Butters: What? Really? But I thought I was totally jealous of him! He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh, i feel so much better!
Kenny: You do?
Butters: Yeah, huh. I like that Ben Affleck guy. He's a good filmmaker. C'mon Kenny, I guess I owe the kids at school an apology. Did you see Argo, Kenny? It's a pretty good movie. Ben Affleck has a lot going for him. Not everything, but a lot. Whoopee!

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• Added: October 17, 2012

You shouldn't be able to be good-looking, and be with Jennifer Lopez, and be a good director! alright, alright, fine! Argo is a good movie! There, I admitted it! I told people it didn't hold up, but it holds up, gosh darn it! Ben Affleck has everything, grah!

Butters

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• Added: October 17, 2012

Tourist Husband: They just pushed on to airplanes and said we weren't welcome any more!
Tourist Wife: Then a little boy called me a skank!

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• Added: October 17, 2012

The Mahalo Rewards card is being eliminated. They're trying to say our points are no longer going to be accepted.

Hawaiian Native

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• Added: October 17, 2012

Kenny: [Stan reading from letter] He still seems quite angry at times, but luckily his ceremony will finally take place on the morrow.
Stan: On the morrow? What the **** is wrong with Kenny?
Kenny: To wit, I have found nothing wrong with this remote place, and I must admit it will be with some melancholy I will leave this island and return home. I saw this chick in a bikini on the beach too. She had the nicest boobs ever. Humbly yours, Kenneth.

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• Added: October 17, 2012

But what does being Hawaiian have to do with me being like an emo chick on her period?

Butters

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• Added: October 17, 2012

Why don't you shut up, Dad, and stick it in your ear for crying out loud!

Butters

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• Added: October 17, 2012

You're all fake, and stuck up, and none of you have the courage to tell Jimmy his jokes aren't funny! The only kid here with a sense of dignity is Kenny, and the rest of you have heads up your butts!

Butters

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• Added: October 17, 2012

Butters, people can't just go around beating up people who have diabetes!

Kyle

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• Added: October 17, 2012

I'm telling you, Butters beat the crap out of Scott and then locked himself in the bathroom!

Cartman

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• Added: October 17, 2012

Security Guy: Ahh! Who are you?
Cartman: [in Bane voice] It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. You should have respected my authoritah.

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• Added: October 10, 2012