South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 14 Quotes
You're not the Towelie you used to be. Where you used to be fluffy and absorbent, now you are crusty and unable to absorb the smallest amount of waster.
Butters
Cashier: Wow, you must have one dusty computer.
Towelie: Fuck you, it's not illegal, bitch.
Towelie had a girlfriend he really liked. Then she got pregnant and had a little wash cloth.
Butters
Who hired that towel? It can barely walk, let alone dry someone off.
Counselor
I guess maybe Tom Cruise likes Sea Man.
Jesus
Hey look! Tom Cruise has Sea Man on his back!
Stan
You killed your own father and then fed him to your own half brother.
Scott Tenorman
Let's hope to Christ this works.
Jesus
Revenge is a dish best served chili.
Scott Tenorman
Sea Man: Swallow, come.
Moses: Hehe, no way he just said that.
We can't attack Streisand's nose, it's just too big.
Joseph Smith
Cartman [as Mitch Connor]: We got a black president but whitey still doesn't trust me to use his phone.
Dr. Mephisto: Oh, I'm sorry you're right, we do have a black President. Come in.
