South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 15 Quotes
I'll tell you why you're protesting, because you all think it's wrong to be pissed at a black president...
Cartman
Here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew you decided to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip.
Cartman
Man at Bar: Enjoying the show?
Randy: To be honest, I'm just here for the blowjob.
There's a blowjob reference every 10 seconds. broadway writers call it subtext.
Man at Bar
Mr. Stotch: what was the show about?
Randy: I dunno, some green chick and a goat.
I was enthralled by the dialogue.
Clyde
"You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink."
Clyde
When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make America so shitty they wouldn't come anymore.
Border Patrol
We've heard of Mexican ice cream, but Mexican patriotism?
Reporter
You've heard of Mexican salsa, but Mexican pride?
Reporter
That's just your brain levels adjusting back to the real world.
Cynic
Nurse: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? You're saying I have Aspergers?