South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 2 Quotes
Dr. Mephisto: Let's just hope the press doesn't get wind of this right away.
(door opens and press comes)
Officer Barbrady: Stand back, people, there's nothing to see here!
Press guy: What about the prehistoric ice man?
Officer Barbrady: Oh, yeah, there is that!
Stan: Good job Cartman, You killed Kyle.
Kenny: (muffled) You bastard!
Cartman: He shouldn't have called me fat.
Stan: Why the hell not, that's like calling the sky blue.
Dude, it's a dude.
Kyle
Dr Mephisto: He's gone. The ice man has broken out.
Government Agent: No, that's impossible! How could he have?
Dr Mephisto: He must have used... this door. (points to an open door)
The prehistoric ice man is thought to be from the late Neo-Post-Jurassic era, where he was probably part of a hunting and gathering tribe that lived on Waterson Street.
News Presenter
(as Steve Irwin) Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the bean bag and see what happens, by crikey.
Cartman
Yeah well, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll wish you... never had it... to begin with. Your ass, I mean.
</i> Stan
(Stan and Kyle are still fighting when Kenny is pulled under the conveyor belt and killed)
Stan: Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
(A long silence as Stan waits for Kyle to say his usual line, "You bastards!")
Kyle: What?! I'm not talking to you!
I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.
</i> Cartman
This grizzly bear has the strength of over ten Morgan Freeman's. I'm really pissing him off right now.
Steve Irwin
(after Kyle fell into the cave)
Kyle: Is Cartman up there?
Cartman: I'm right here, Kyle.
Kyle: Cartman, you f(beep)king hunk of fat, rat-f(beep)king hunk of pig-f(beep)king ass fat.
Cartman: Oh yeah?! Oh yeah?! Say that to my face, pussy!
Stan: Oh my god, they revived Gorac!
Kyle: You bastards!
