South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 4 Quotes
Chef: Well look at you cute little crackers with your money and your fancy clothes and your cell phones. It's almost like you wereOh my God! Children, what have I told you about drugs?
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny: There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
to which Mrs. Clinton replied, 'I don't even like vagina.'
News Anchor
(Sick kid talking to parents while Cartman lurks outside his window.)
Sick Kid: Oh mommy, I can't wait to be better!
Cartman: Well kid, you're gonna have to wait just a little longer because that $600 is mine.
Cartman: My mom lied to me just like your parents lied to you and now we're poor like Kenny's family.
(Kenny walks over to comfort Cartman.)
Cartman: Don't touch me Kenny.
How do you know what the tooth fairy wants me to do? You're not the tooth fairy!
Cartman
Cartman: I love that song, mom. Sing it again.
Liane Cartman: No honey, mommy's got to save her throat. I have to work tonight.
Yea! This is so tits!
Cartman
It's better than your dress. You look like a bad Jennifer Lopez nightmare!
Cartman
(telling Butters as the tooth fairy) Do not open your eyes until morning, or I will kick you in the nuuuuutssquare in the nuuuts.
Cartman
Kids have been doing the tooth fairy rack in this town for years. I do it just like my big brother before me, and my oldest brother before that.
Loogie
They're what!? They're not going to pay me? Who the hell do they think they are? I want those South Park kids dead! I want their families dead! I want their houses burnt to the ground!
Loogie
Dentist at ADA: We believe that there can be only one logical reason for all of this.
(Slide changes to show the reason)
Dentist at ADA: A giant half-chicken, half-squirrel that steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring. We believe also that this creature would have at least a mild understanding of algebra and that it
(interrupted by other dentist)
