Oh what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.

Pocket

Ahhh...Dickens. The imagery of cobblestone streets, cragging London buildings, and nutmeg-filled Yorkshire puddings. Hello, I'm a British person.

Malcolm McDowell

Indeed after watching this show, you'll know the timeless classic as if you've read the Cliff Notes themselves.

Malcolm McDowell

Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!

Pip

And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you!

Ms. Havisham

PIP, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

</i> Mrs. Joe

What are you doing here you little wippersham?

Convict

Pip: Righty-o. What are we going to play?
Estella: We're going to play a little game called, "Smack the Blond Boy In the Head With a Large Log."
Pip: Oh, yes! My sister and I play that game at home all the time!
Estella: Oh you stupid pathetic boy!
(Estella runs off)

I sometimes have sick fancies.

Ms. Havisham

Is that right you smelly little bastard?

Estella

Oh look here! I've gone and made a metal newspaper!

Joe

It's the way it goes sometimes Pip. He's 17 and has a car.

Estella

South Park Season 4 Quotes

Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.
Cartman: Tits.

Cartman: You guys, you guys! Oh my god, seriously, you guys!
Stan: What the hell's wrong with Cartman?
Kyle: He's fat and stupid.