Ruben: We'll have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack.
Lydia: Well, if you know that it's in the haystack, why not keep looking? Eventually you'll find it.

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Maybe instead of a gold watch she'll get a gold tooth.

Ben

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How does an ugly son of a bitch like Dewey get a such a hot daughter?

Lucero

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I tried to tell her to became a lawyer, a doctor, a freaking porn star, anything but a cop but do you think she'd listen.

Dewey

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Cops are trained to stay in control but sometimes even heroes feel helpless.

Narrator

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