Lydia: What the Hell are you doing?
Naomi: What does it look like. Getting my swerve on.

Ben: Unarmed fourth graders, what are they going to do throw a Tranformer at somebody.
Dewey: Where the Hell's Optimus Prime when you need him?

We can not have her testify looking like the fourth Charlie's Angel.


Lydia: He was innocent. He shot himself.
Russell: I know. I couldn't have predicted that.

Mariella: You're good with kids.
Sammy: I don't know about that. I think they just sense that I'm one of them.

I find it novel Dewey, every once in a while to give a shit.


This man doesn't have a concussion; He has a bullet in his head.


Russell: What happened to Lydia the optimist?
Lydia: She got her ass handed to her by Lydia the suspect.

Even when cops do everything right things can still go sideways. Learning to accept this is a big part of the job.


I don't care how mad he was at her. I don't see him cutting her head off and going all Kung Fu Panda on the bodyguard."


That guy could charm the panties off a nun.


I'll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.


Southland Season 3 Quotes

A couple of hours ago little buddy's ripping flesh off a dead guy, now he's sitting on granny's lap getting a tummy rub.


I think I'm going to get a callus on my index finger from pressing the print button on the copier but nobody's shooting at me.