My uncle Sid gets more action and he's on dialysis.

Ben

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• Added: January 17, 2012

I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.

Sammy

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• Added: January 17, 2012

Cops wake up different every morning from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.

Narrator

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• Added: January 17, 2012