Thadeus: Evelyn Barret. Unholy viper!
Evie: I am not the viper. YOU are!

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Leon: The new sheriff is not a woman.
Stan: Well, we got that goin' for us. For a second I thought we were livin' in Europe!

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Stan: Alright. You two come with me. Statler and Waldorf? Go get some ice cream.
Cliff: I could go for some ice cream.
Witch: I'm lactose intolerant, and you know that.

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• Added: November 01, 2017

I was married for more than half my life, and you think this is the only mystery I ever had to deal with? What about the hair curlers? Huh? Nobody uses them, yet they're under every single sink. One time I threw some away, and the next morning they were right back there just starin' up at me. What, did it breed? And those brown hairpins. I got one in my foot right now! MY WIFE WAS NOT A WITCH!

Stan

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Stan: Keep talking. My legs are just starting to get warm. DENISE!
Denise: I'm right here.
Stan: There's a deer on the wall.
Stan: He's always been there. That's Gunther!

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Lara: This is a wraith. The ancients declared them invincible.
Stan: Well, the ancients didn't have the same shovel technology available to us now.

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Evie or my daughter. You can't have both. Bwah hahaha haha ha ha ha.

Thadeus

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• Added: November 01, 2017