Stan Against Evil
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Now let's bang out some spells and spring us some goddamned souls. Waddya say?
That is Leonard Wilensky, the town Gorilla.
Leon
So let me get this straight. In your America, a fake gorilla and a mailbox can't get together. Good to know. Good to know.
Lenny
Anyway, your ex-husband is here again, and he's turning into a caterpillar. No, that's it, hasta luego.
OK. So the shopkeeper is a demon sent by Echolls. [The Mothra twins snicker and nod.]
Evie
Evie: What's that stuff that makes you throw up?
Leon: That guy on Bravo?!
Fleming: Mr. Miller, I'm going to have to ask you to believe me.
Stan: I don't want to believe.
It worked! It worked, dad! You can make jello out of wine!
Denise
Stan: Gosh, I'd love to help you, but today's a very bad day.
Leon: What happened?
Stan: Well, things were going along pretty swimmingly, actually, and there was a knock on the door. And when I opened it, there was a whole pack of jackasses.
Evie: Touche.
Fleming: It's nice to meet you, Touche.
Evie: No, it's...
Fleming: I know.
Evie: Hey, have you ever heard of the New Hampshire State Bureau of Paranorman Phenonema?
Stan: The NHSBPP?
Evie: Yeah!
Stan: No, but that's what they'd be called.
Evie: Whatever that thing is, I think it's more powerful than Constable Echolls.
Stan: I know.
