Clar: Are you so stubborn that you're willing to risk death by eels?
Tendi: Yes, that's correct.
Clar: Then, continue.

Honestly, this is fine with me. Knowing things means more work.

Mariner

Hello? Could someone give us some context in here please?

Boimler

Shaxs: What are you doing?
Rutherford: My best?

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I tried to be reasonable. I tried to get to the truth. Today didn't have to end in eels!

Clar

We're Lower Decks. No one ever tells us what's going on. We're not important enough to have anything to lie to you about.

Boimler

Oh god, oh god, oh no! Nonononono... This is bad. This is very bad. I'm not supposed to be here. I've a pottery class at 0900!

Boimler

Boimler: Creepy stone walls. Jagged metal bars. This has 'alien prison' written all over it!
Rutherford: A prison? Nah, no way, man. This is a dungeon.
Boimler: That's even worse!

Boimler: I didn't witness anything, did you?
Mariner: I don't know! What's the difference between witnessing and just looking at something?

Boimler: I'm not faking on the bridge! That's insane!
Mariner: The captain already knows what she wants you to do so just nod and agree with her or we'll all end up getting kicked off the ship and then we'll have to live on Earth where there's nothing to do except drink wine and hang out at soul food restaurants.

Q: I challenge you all to a duel. Pick your weapons! I pick the mind.
Mariner: Get out of here, Q! No, we're done with random stuff today! We're not dealing with any of your Q bullsh*t!
Q: Oh, s'il vous plait, Mariner, I want to put humanity to the ultimate test.
Mariner: I'm not French! Go find Picard!
Q: Oh, Picard! He's no fun. He's always quoting Shakespeare. He's always making wine...

Freeman: Captain Ramsey, I just wanted to take a brief pause from our covert operation to check in on my ship.
Ramsey: The Cerritos and her crew have performed admirably, Captain Freeman. We repaired the waste pipe on Qampa and are waiting on the Rubidoux.
Freeman: Very good. I've got to go. These rulot seeds are highly volitile. I may be called to plant them at any moment.

Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Q: I challenge you all to a duel. Pick your weapons! I pick the mind.
Mariner: Get out of here, Q! No, we're done with random stuff today! We're not dealing with any of your Q bullsh*t!
Q: Oh, s'il vous plait, Mariner, I want to put humanity to the ultimate test.
Mariner: I'm not French! Go find Picard!
Q: Oh, Picard! He's no fun. He's always quoting Shakespeare. He's always making wine...

Boimler: Romulan whiskey is against regulations!
Mariner: Yeah, because it's awesome.