Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 Episode 2: "Kayshon, His Eyes Open" Quotes
Tendi: Red alerts from that worm hole kept me up half the night.
Mariner: Oh, I know. It's like, 'Are we crossing the event horizon or not?' Like, I don't care actually. I just want you to pick one.
Mariner: Actually, usually Boimler leaves that one open for me. He has issues with communal nudity.
Jet: Well, I'm not him and he's not here.
Freeman: Collectors Guild. Just a bunch of greedy packrats.
Ransom: Wasn't he the one who tried to collect Data?
Freeman: They all tried to collect Data.
Migleemo: Why couldn't they leave Data alone? He just wanted to feel.
Kayshon: Apologies, my Federation Standard is still shaky.
Jet: It's no problem, sir. Or, should I say, it's no Beast at Tanagra.
Mariner: More like suck-up at Tanagra.
Jet: I've got a safer plan.
Mariner: What? No, you don't cut off my badass plan. Not even Boimler would...
Jet: He's gone. Get over it.
We don't need to be heroes today, people. We just need to survive.
Jet
Boimler: Are you talking about the D? The flagship? They went to different dimensions! They fought the Borg! They insurrected!
First Officer: They had regular string quartets. Wow. What a rush.
Boimler: Stay strong, brother. We miners shall overcome.
Miner: Dude, you're clearly Starfleet. Your hands are super soft and clean.
Boimler: Uh, no. I'm a miner with a heart of gold. And I have dad issues.
Jet: I'll try to come up with a plan.
Mariner: Enough with this whole textbook leader routine. We're not buying it.
Jet: I'm just trying to step up here. You're the one with the act. The whole dive-in headfirst thing. You're just desperate to be seen as some kind of renegade hero.
Mariner: No, I'm not! Diving in is just how I work best.
Jet: And I like to think things out. Sorry if that comes off as all 'textbook' to you.
First Officer: This is what we signed up for, men. To boldly go. Boimler?
Boimler: Uh, I'm sorry. I gotta be honest. I didn't join Starfleet to get in phaser fights. I signed up to explore, to be out in space, making new discoveries and peaceful diplomatic solutions. That's boldly going.
Freeman: What the hell is going on?
Rutherford: The ship tried to collect us, Captain.
Freeman: Where's Kayshon?
Tendi: Kayshon. When he became a puppet.
Freeman: This is what being hands-off gets me? Well, NEVER AGAIN!
Boimler: Aw, man. A copy me got transported out? Boo.
Boimler Copy: I'm the transporter clone? Boo.
Riker: The distortion field must've... oooh, I've heard this tune before.
