Mariner: Oh boy, we’ve got an ancient mask situation here.
Tendi: A what now?
Mariner: This is like the third time it’s happened. STOP TOUCHING MASKS!

Billups: It’s been a long day.
Shaxs: You’ve been working for a week straight.
Billups: Have I? Well, I guess Time’s lost all meaning!

Now, who’s ready for the most relaxing mandatory vacation of their lives?

Freeman

Tendi: You’re bringing a tricorder instruction manual on your spa trip?
Rutherford: Yup, something fun to read in case all the relaxing gets boring. Hm, I better take two.

Mariner: After all the times we’ve been cheated, we’ll just be evening thing out.
Boimler: And if we don’t do something, they will!
Tendi: Oooh, I’ve always wanted to explore an ethical gray area!
Mariner: Yes! Let’s go gray area the sh*t out of Delta Shift.

The puppy playpen is one of our most popular offerings. For the more deviant among you, we also have kittens. No judgment.

Taz

Boimler: Oh, I know what this is. I think this is what people used to use to store their money. It’s called a BONK?
Mariner: What a boring program. Ah yes, hello, I’d like to withdraw some paper with no intrinsic value. Huh, money.

When was the last time you asked me about my dreams? Or how my mission went? I died and we never even talked about it.

Shaxs

Mariner: Why do we even have a swamp onboard?
Tendi: We’re under the hydroponics bay. It’s great for bio-medical research. Or just for flower fans.
Mariner: What kind of weirdo signs up for a job in outer space just to garden?

Freeman: The whole point of this trip was to stop working!
Billups: We know, Captain, but it turns out for us there is no greater stress relief than engineering a solution to a problem.

We’re only going to be lower deckers for so long. In no time, Tendi’s going to be a bridge officer. I’ll probably get drummed out of Starfleet for calling Ransom a piece of sh*t. And Boimler, you’ll be dead because of the whole BEING BOLD thing.

Mariner

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Billups: It’s been a long day.
Shaxs: You’ve been working for a week straight.
Billups: Have I? Well, I guess Time’s lost all meaning!

Mariner: Oh boy, we’ve got an ancient mask situation here.
Tendi: A what now?
Mariner: This is like the third time it’s happened. STOP TOUCHING MASKS!