Ivy: I want a lawyer.
Maggie: Yeah...that's not really our thing.

Kirsten: Cameron screwed me.
Camille: It's about time.
Kirsten: No. I mean he betrayed me. With Maggie.
Camille: Now that's impressive. She's completely out of his league.

Sorry. I don't speak pissing contest.

Camille

Fisher: Get your head out of your ass and just be the person you are inside.
Camille: Ugh. Sounds like a nightmare [walks away]
Fisher: Why do they ask me for advice?

Miller: They said my lawyer was here to see me.
Cameron: You're not the only one who can pull off a scam.

Girl, you're so far away I need a passport to reach you.

Amanda

Maggie: We have a new case that requires us to break protocol.
Camille: Oh, good. We haven't pissed off the NSA in hours.

Kirsten: I didn't even know you went to see him. It's been what, thirteen years?
Cameron: Fourteen.
Kirsten: So why now?
Cameron: I don't know. I guess Linus' father dying affected me more than I realized. Or my feelings for you are making me want to reach out to my family.
Kirsten: That's sweet.
Cameron: Not so sweet that he wanted to see me.

Cameron: Why shoot off his finger?
Linus: Maybe the killer was trying to make a point [everyone groans]. No pun intended.

This must be what Beyonce feels like after she drops a secret album.

Camille

Camille: Amanda, meet Kirsten and Chloe. Kirsten you know about and Chloe's an MI6 agent in danger.
Amanda: Very exciting. I work with the dead.

Camille: Okay, so just to be clear. You want me to go behind the back of, and flip a hardy bird to, my employer the National Security Agency?
Kirsten: Absolutely.
Camille: It's about damn time.

Stitchers Quotes

Kirsten: how long have I been in this room?
Maggie: Answer the question.
Kirsten: I'm trying to. How long have I been in this room?
Maggie: Guess.
Kirsten: An hour?
Maggie: One minute. [smiling and leaning in] You really don't know, do you?
Kirsten: I have this condition, it's called temporal dysplasia. I have no time perception.
Maggie: I've read about this condition. I thought it was made up.
Kirsten: I wish, cause then you could unmake it up; it really sucks. I use memory, logic and math to approximate time difference, but I don't know what time feels like.

Kristen: Why is he here? Are you guys coroners?
Cameron: No. He's here to share his memories with us.
Kirsten: But he's dead.
Cameron: Hmm. Fun fact: After death, consciousness lingers for 30 seconds. After that, 10 minutes and the brain starts to degrade. If we get a sample in here fast enough, we can start a protocol that will slow down further deterioration for days.
Kirsten: Sample? You mean corpse?
Cameron: Tomato/Tamato.
Kirsten: You're getting this guys dead, deteriorating brain to talk to you? How?
Cameron: By inserting a living consciousness into those memories. We call it stitching.
Kirsten: That's impossible.
Cameron: Is that so, doctor I've never studied neuroscience unlike Cameron. The brain is a bioelectrical device with emphasis on electrical. Even after death the wiring, the synapses are all still in there, for a while anyway, and that means so are the memories, but it takes a living consciousness to access them and interpret them and that's where you come in.