Eleven: I want you to say sorry to me, and I want you to tell my boyfriend that it was just a joke and that we are really friends.
Angela: Or what? You gonna hurt us with your mean stare again? Sorry you can't cry to teacher today. You'll just have to cry to your daddy instead. Oh, wait. Can't do that either.

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Mike: Hey, hey, turn it off.
DJ: Sorry. I can't hear you, dude.
Mike: I said turn it off. If you say so.

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• Added: May 27, 2022

All right, everyone. This next song is dedicated to Jane, the local snitch.

DJ

• Permalink: All right, everyone. This next song is dedicated to Jane, the local snitch.
• Added: May 27, 2022

Will: Hey, Mike. How you doing?
Mike: Yeah, good, man. Great. Uh, what's that?
Will: Um, it's nothing. Just this painting I've been working on.
Mike: Cool.
Argyle: That's a rad shirt, man. Ocean Pacific?
Jonathan: Oh, hey, Mike. This is, uh, my friend Argyle.
Mike: Oh. Hey.
Argyle: Oh no, no, no. No, it's a shitty knockoff. Yeah.

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• Added: May 27, 2022

Mike: Oh, careful, careful, careful. You're squishing your present. It's a gift. I, uh... I handpicked those for you in Hawkins. I know you like yellow, but now I'm realizing it's too much yellow. I know you also like purple, so I got purple as well. So I kinda did, like, a 70/30 split kinda thing.
Eleven: They're perfect. Thank you.

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• Added: May 27, 2022